My weekend started off with Angelina Jolie.  She’s on the cover of Vanity Fair of which I read the article while sipping my espresso.  Good Lord.  She is Just_So_Hot.  The photos are stunning, and I say that as both a photographer and a sexual being with a pulse.  The photographs almost make her out to be a sexy Femme Vampire.  Then my weekend continued on with Angelina Jolie when Terrence and I went and saw her new movie Wanted.  She is like a sexy Avatar of herself.  Almost as if she couldn’t actually exist.  I really loved the movie, also.  Lots of interesting special effects and a sweet twist at the end.  It’s a movie that’ll make you want to be in the best, sexiest, I-Can-Curve-A-Bullet shape of your life.  Back to Angelina – my theory is that what makes her just so sexy is that she completely owns who she is.  Confidence is the most sexy.  Forget all of her Humanitarian work (I was voted Most Humanitarian in high school by my Senior class and I’m not on the cover of Vanity Fair!).  What makes her so hot is her confidence.  The way she commands respect.  Oh, and her lips and incredible body and sexy tats don’t hurt, either.  Did I mention she’s making babies with Brad Pitt?  

There was this scene in the film where she kisses James McEvoy.  The theatre was packed seat-to-seat, and I swear you could hear a pin drop.  Every man AND woman in the theatre, I promise, wanted to be kissed by Angelina Jolie.  It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight, bi, confused or a sheep, YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH ANGELINA JOLIE.  She is every straight boy’s wet dream, every straight girl’s infatuation (did I mention she sleeps with Brad Pitt?) and every lesbian’s coming out story.  She really is an enigma unto herself.  

Oh yeah, the rest of my weekend continued with every party I went to someone was talking about how hot she is.  This was in both straight and gay company alike.  I also saw the movie Wall-E.  It was really adorable and actually (in my opinion) the smartest Pixar movie yet.  But I can assure you that Wall-E is just not as hot as Angelina.  Unless you’re into robots, but that’s a whole other Blog unto itself.  

I had a lot of fun with friends this weekend.  Danced at MSR until 3AM.  4th of July cookout.  Pride parade.  Drag show.  Katie and Park’s Wine and Cheese engagement party.  Had folks over to my place for brunch on Sunday before the parade.  It was healthy and delightful!  The food, not the parade.  

Hope you guys had a great 4th of July and ATL Pride if you’re in Atlanta.  Seriously, go check out Wanted.  You’ll want to be an action hero when it’s all said and done.  Promise.